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JollyRoger
01-24-2008, 08:33 AM
Well, I just had to do this, since this is one of my all time fav movies! And The Thing does not look fat to me - not @ all! - And if he did, then remember - you must never comment on anybody's weight, right?! :rolleyes:

Perculiar title, imo - I mean - they're really only three, right;). Should have been Fab 3, since one of them is invisible! - And that's just too bad, since she's in reality Jessica Alba. Hush! Don't tell anybody - it's a s-e-c-r-e-t identity! - And she's naked in the film too!!!! Huba huba! - I just had to put that incredible hot picture of Alba, sry, Invisible woman on the back there:omg:. (I know! - It's not a porn site - didn't mean to step on anybody's toes). If you look close enough you can juuuust see her left nibble... or is it the right one? - I can't really tell. :multi:

Anyways: BRING IT ON!!!!!!

gravital
01-24-2008, 07:00 PM
Whaaaaaaaaat?

tightline_69
01-24-2008, 07:39 PM
ok Jolly what you been smoking or do you need a little more sleep at night:smashfreakB:

JollyRoger
01-24-2008, 11:04 PM
This is perhaps the craziest film I've ever heard about!!! Some strange dude getting bit in the arse by a spider - and all of a sudden he's climbing in the ceiling (without permission - which is why the cops are on his tail as well) - and sticky web is coming out of his.... Need I say more??? - And the worst thing is they let small children watch this crap! They go lenghts to trick us out of our money: They let this dude fight an octopus! (talk about animal molesting!) - but that's not even the worst: They actually want us to believe, that this octopus is a doctor!!! Yeah, right! As if....! I can see why they left out the hospital scene where doc ock (that's what they call it - soooo lame!) comes to see his patients... in an aquarium!!!!

Anyways: this is my fabolous cover: (I really think I pulled this one off!!!!)

cmm
01-24-2008, 11:11 PM
What an excellent collection you're building up here JR. You're really knocking 'em out! Keep up the good work mate!!! :thumbup:

gravital
01-25-2008, 02:10 AM
As stated before... Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Is this a Denmark thing? :)

shaunofthedead9
01-25-2008, 02:12 AM
:wtf:

JollyRoger
01-25-2008, 02:16 AM
As stated before... Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Is this a Denmark thing? :)

:wtf:


Oh, sorry there guys, I completely forgot. Americans do not have an sense of humor - only Europeans have that. Don' t feel bad about it! :lol:

JollyRoger
01-25-2008, 02:24 AM
I have a bunch more of these up my sleeve... so beware! :)

gravital
01-25-2008, 02:31 AM
Don't get us Americano's wrong we love jokes and do have a sense of humor but you did not build this up.
So here I am opening this thread up fo rthe first time and expecting a real cover but alas twas a joke.

I do wanna see more.

If you are expecting me to provide feedback.... DON'T!

JollyRoger
01-25-2008, 02:34 AM
Hey! - This is The Showcase, dude - You're not supposed to give advise here. And these incredible designs are finished! I try to keep a minimalist approach to these projects.... :lol:

But perhaps this thread should be moved to the entertainment lounge...

JollyRoger
01-25-2008, 02:36 AM
So here I am opening this thread up fo rthe first time and expecting a real cover but alas twas a joke!

Well, what can I say, G - That was part of the joke... ;)

gravital
01-25-2008, 02:54 AM
Hey! - This is The Showcase, dude - You're not supposed to give advise here. And these incredible designs are finished! I try to keep a minimalist approach to these projects.... :lol:

But perhaps this thread should be moved to the entertainment lounge...

You know me I give advice anywhere. :thumbup:

Speaking of which I did have a reco on these covers. Maybe a little color. It may just be me but I think that if you added some vibrant color these could be great additions to our gallery. :p

kylumi
01-26-2008, 10:34 PM
I have been to Denmark on a number of occasions..............and I can tell you this much JR is the only Dane I know that has a fantastic sense of humour:biglaugh::biglaugh::D:D

JollyRoger
01-26-2008, 10:59 PM
I have been to Denmark on a number of occasions..............and I can tell you this much JR is the only Dane I know that has a fantastic sense of humour:biglaugh::biglaugh::D:D

Thanks a lot, matey! :thumbup:

Oh, Almost forgot: best regards to Lulubelle, who got me started on these comix covers!!!! I just luv 'er!!!

kylumi
01-26-2008, 11:01 PM
I bet your countrymen have got you marked down as some kinda "nazi":biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

JollyRoger
01-26-2008, 11:25 PM
...Not a nazi. Weirdo will do! :D :lol:

JollyRoger
01-27-2008, 01:01 AM
Just added another. This is also one of my all time fav's

I especially love the incredible cool pic of the lead charactar on the front - so much actually, that I - against ALL I STAND FOR - also used it as spine pic.
Hope you enjoy as much as I.... (In high school I'd given anything to be the invisible man - especially after gym classes where I would've slipped into the girlies' dressing room :lol:

JollyRoger
01-27-2008, 01:03 AM
Ooops think I may have to work on the TT on the spine there...

I guess this should after all have been postet in the wip forum.... :D

cmm
01-27-2008, 01:09 AM
Ah brilliant JR...I've been waiting impatiently for a new addition to this super Comix series!! Yeah gotta agree with you on the TT, just wanna nudge it to the right slightly. Can't produce such a fantastic cover and then have the spine TT let it all down now can ya...;)

nonini
01-27-2008, 01:10 AM
I think Jolly spent way to much time, being a rebel at Christiania. :multi:
I found a picture of Jolly and his friends, maybe you can spot him. :p:biglaugh::biglaugh:

Cheers nonini :D

http://www.monasette.com/blog/gallery/denmark/cristiana.jpg

JollyRoger
01-27-2008, 02:48 AM
Where did you get that????

That's me flying that kite in the sky over Copenhagen :D

tightline_69
01-28-2008, 12:10 AM
:omg: JR, this has got to be your best work yet. Your use of colors makes the whole cover just jump out and come alive.:thumbup:

shaunofthedead9
02-04-2008, 04:58 AM
Oh, sorry there guys, I completely forgot. Americans do not have an sense of humor - only Europeans have that. Don' t feel bad about it! :lol:

:eek2:Heheh... was that a joke?:dunno:

iCoty
02-04-2008, 05:49 AM
Oh man, JR, I can stop making comic book covers now...you put me to shame!